Worst First Date Ever

worst first date ever

my nose fell off when i sneezed

sizzle + swizzle

snag + snog

buns on the run

camels healed my heartache

 

chook drama 1

dumped by a ghost

but now we’re one big happy family

 

my boy took a ghost home

my cat called 000

police said I lied but…

I speak cat!

 

chook drama 2

forbidden love – we don’t care what people think

57 easy ways to be more happy

 

no bonking

no babies

no worries

ooh la la! – instant sex drive booster

I’m a nude hiker!!

 

 

This is a Found Poem made up of headlines from a couple of rather trashy magazines I buy for the puzzles!!

 

Copyright March 2019