Worst First Date Ever

worst first date ever

my nose fell off when i sneezed

sizzle + swizzle

snag + snog

buns on the run

camels healed my heartache


chook drama 1

dumped by a ghost

but now we’re one big happy family


my boy took a ghost home

my cat called 000

police said I lied but…

I speak cat!


chook drama 2

forbidden love – we don’t care what people think

57 easy ways to be more happy


no bonking

no babies

no worries

ooh la la! – instant sex drive booster

I’m a nude hiker!!



This is a Found Poem made up of headlines from a couple of rather trashy magazines I buy for the puzzles!!


Copyright March 2019